Owie loves to tell jokes in the car.
I do not have a plethora of jokes memorized. I will need to work on that. My material is pretty stale.
Today I told him the old standard:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Repeat x4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Next O told me this hilarious joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
TREE!
Tree who?
Repeat x infinity.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana you glad I didn't say tree?
I cracked up!
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